Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online
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Ate That. Literally. Tee for the Chronically Online

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You didn’t just eat. You devoured. Emotionally, spiritually, metaphorically. This tee is for anyone who's ever said “ate that” with their whole chest after sending an email or surviving a mental breakdown.

  • You give main character energy at drive-thrus
  • You “ate” but also actually ate 6 cookies
  • You’re dramatic, sarcastic, and deeply snackable
  • You don’t just survive—you serve

Ate that. No crumbs. Literally.

Size & Fit

Made to fit moods, not just bodies.

 

Finding the perfect tee fit should be as easy as wearing it. Here’s everything you need to know about our sizing, so your CLOTHED shirt always hits just right.

🧠 How to Choose Your Fit
 
  • For men: Go with your usual size for a regular fit
  • For women: Size down for fitted, or keep usual for loose vibe
  • For the effortlessly oversized look: Size up by 2
  • Your custom text goes here

Material
  • 100% cotton, soft & durable
  • Unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL
  • Pre-shrunk – stays true after wash
  • Mid-weight fabric – everyday ready
  • Crisp DTG print – clean & lasting
  • Tear-away label – brandable friendly
  • Ships fast from the USA & EU

Shipping & Return

All CLOTHED items are made-to-order and printed fresh for you.

Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before shipping.
 

We ship worldwide using the most reliable courier based on your location. Estimated delivery times (production + shipping):
  • USA: 2–5 business days
  • Express available: 2–3 business days
  • UK & Europe: 2–7 business days
  • Rest of World: 7–15 business days

Free returns for store credit or replacement items within 60 days.

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Questions We Get (and Answer Honestly)

CLOTHED isn’t just about fabric.
It’s about feeling seen. Heard. Worn.

What size should I choose?

Go with your usual size for a regular fit. Want a looser vibe? Size up. Still unsure? Check our size chart just below.

Will it shrink after washing?

Slightly — around 1–2cm max. It’s pre-shrunk cotton, but like most of us, it still reacts under pressure (and heat).

Is the fabric soft or stiff?

Midweight, 100% cotton. Not too soft, not too stiff. Feels real — like the message you’re wearing.

How long does shipping take?

We ship from the USA & EU. Average delivery times:

  • United States: 2–5 business days
  • Europe: 2–7 business days
  • Rest of the World: 7–15 business days

Orders are usually processed within 1–3 business days. You’ll receive a tracking link as soon as your shirt is ready to leave the building.

Can I return or exchange if it doesn’t fit?

Absolutely. We offer 60-day hassle-free returns. No weird forms, no judgment.